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Goosebumps The Musical

Goosebumps (Reprise)

November 8, 2021
Lyrics
Brian, Brooke, Emile, Ms. Walker, Principal Stine, Tina, Zeke

BROOKE

DO YOU SEEK OUT THE SPARK

OF DANGER IN THE DARK

WHEN SHADOWS, COLD AND STARK, ARE ALL AROUND YOU?


ZEKE

DO YOU THRIVE ON THE THRILL

OF SHRIEKS SO LOUD AND SHRILL

AS TWISTS AND TURNS AND CHILLING SCARES ASTOUND YOU?


MS. WALKER

DO YOU CRAVE TALES OF CREATURES

THAT RECOIL FROM THE LIGHT?


ALL

THEN FOLLOW IF YOU DARE.

BUT ALL WHO DO, BEWARE!

FOR YOU MAY FIND A SCARE THAT FILLS YOUR SOUL WITH FRIGHT

AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!


TINA

YOU FEEL A FLASH OF FEAR,


BRIAN

YOU THINK, “IS SOMEONE HERE?”


BROOKE

YOU TELL YOURSELF YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE ALONE.


MS. WALKER

BUT THEN YOU FEEL A SUDDEN JOLT!


EMILE

YOUR SKIN STARTS TO REVOLT!


BROOKE/BRIAN

YOUR FEAR BEGINS TO GROW,


ALL

AND THEN, BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW IT, YOU’VE GOT


GOOSEBUMPS!

GOOSEBUMPS!


YOU’RE COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN

GOOSEBUMPS!


EMILE

AND YET, YOU FEEL A STRANGE DELIGHT!


BROOKE

SO FOLLOW IF YOU DARE.


PRINCIPAL STINE

BUT ALL WHO DO, BEWARE!


ALL

FOR YOU MAY FIND A SCARE THAT FILLS YOUR SOUL WITH FRIGHT

AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!


(curtain call)


ALL

GOOSEBUMPS!

GOOSEBUMPS!


YOU’RE GOING NUMB AND GROWING

GOOSEBUMPS!


MS. WALKER

AND YET, YOU FEEL A STRANGE DELIGHT!


PRINCIPAL STINE

SO FOLLOW IF YOU DARE.


BROOKE

BUT ALL WHO DO, BEWARE!


ALL

FOR YOU MAY FIND A SCARE THAT FILLS YOUR SOUL WITH FRIGHT,

AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!

AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!


END OF SHOW

Goosebumps The Musical

My Home Sweet Home

November 8, 2021
Lyrics
Brian, Brooke, Emile, Zeke

EMILE

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A QUIET PLACE, 

WHERE I COULD BE ALONE IN MY OWN LITTLE SPACE. 

BUT THEN I LOST MY JOB, COULDN’T PAY MY RENT. 

I LOST MY HOME AND HAD BARELY A CENT. 

 

I WAS OUT ON THE STREET. 

HAD NOTHING TO EAT. 

THOUGHT I’D COME AND LIVE HERE ‘TIL I GOT BACK ON MY FEET, 

KEEP TO MYSELF, AND STAY 

OUT OF EVERYBODY’S WAY. 

BUT THEN ONE DAY, YOU KIDS RUINED IT ALL WITH YOUR PLAY. 

 

NOW, JUST LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE! 

THIS PLACE ISN’T MUCH, BUT IT WAS THE ONE 

THING LEFT THAT I COULD CALL MY OWN. 

WHY COULDN’T YOU LEAVE IT ALONE? 


NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A DIRTY OLD COT. 

BUT IT’S MY HOME, 

MY HOME SWEET HOME, 

AND IT’S ALL THAT I GOT. 

 

Now, what am I gonna do with you? Can’t have you tellin’ people I’m down here.  

 

ZEKE 

We won’t tell a soul. 

 

EMILE 

No. I don’t imagine you will. 

 

(EMILE takes a step toward the trio.) 

 

BROOKE/ZEKE/BRIAN 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 

 

BROOKE 

Run! 


(The trio runs away.)

 

EMILE 

Wait! Wait! I didn’t mean… I—


BROOKE (to ZEKE and BRIAN)

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!


(They keep running, twisting and turning through the subbasement’s labyrinth of tunnels.)


EMILE

Come back! Come back, please! I just want to speak to you—


BROOKE

Go faster!


(BRIAN falls behind and stumbles. BROOKE freezes in horror.)


Brian!


BRIAN

Brooke!


BROOKE

Wait!


(ZEKE is unsure whether to keep running or turn back.)


Zeke, go!


(ZEKE continues running toward the elevator while BROOKE runs back to help BRIAN. ZEKE reaches the platform, followed by BROOKE who helps BRIAN along. ZEKE tries to pull the lever. It won’t budge.)


No! Come on, come on!


(BROOKE fears that EMILE is catching up. The lever still won’t budge.)


Hurry up!


(Finally, the lever gives. The elevator ascends with a jolt. They scream. The elevator reaches stage-level and comes to a stop. They made it. Blackout.)

Goosebumps The Musical

Watch Your Step

October 29, 2021
Lyrics
Emile

EMILE

What are you doing messing around with that platform?


BROOKE

Ms. Walker showed it to us earlier—


EMILE

And did Ms. Walker tell you how dangerous it is? You didn’t go down there, did you?


BROOKE

Yes!


ZEKE

No!


BOTH

Maybe?


EMILE

You went down there? What did you see?


BROOKE

Nothing, really. It was too dark. What is that place?


EMILE

Just old tunnels under the school. Nothing for you to be concerned about. You should be more concerned with minding your own business.


THIS AIN’T A PLACE

TO BE SNEAKIN’ AROUND.

YOU COULD FALL UNLESS YOU

WATCH YOUR STEP!

YOU NEVER KNOW

WHAT MAY LURK UNDERGROUND.

FOR REAL! YOU BETTER

WATCH YOUR STEP!


YOU KIDS TODAY,

YOU THINK YOU’RE SO DARN TOUGH.

MESSIN’ AROUND,

YOU THINK YOU GOT IT ROUGH?

WELL, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT ROUGH IS.

AND UNLESS YOU WANNA

WIND UP DEAD OR WORSE,

THEN YOU BETTER


WATCH YOUR STEP,

OR YOU’RE GONNA GET SUCH A FRIGHT.

MARK MY WORDS, KIDS.

ONE WRONG JUMP,

AND SUDDENLY, thump!

NOW IT’S YOU GOIN’ BUMP IN THE NIGHT!


SO, YOU WANNA KNOW

WHAT’S BEHIND THAT DOOR?

OR WHAT MIGHT BE LURKING

UNDERNEATH THE FLOOR?

TRUST ME, YOU’RE BETTER OFF NOT SURE.

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP.


IT ISN’T SAFE HERE. TAKE IT FROM ME.

WHEN YOU ROAM THESE HALLS AT NIGHT, YOU SEE SOME THINGS YOU CAN’T UNSEE.

ALL FUN AND GAMES, UNTIL SOMEONE’S DROPPING

TO THEIR DOOM (IN A ROOM THAT I JUST FINISHED MOPPING.)


I’VE SEEN KIDS LIKE YOU WHO THINK THAT THEY’RE INVINCIBLE

MEET FATES A WHOLE LOT WORSE THAN GOING TO THE PRINCIPAL.

IS THERE A GHOST HERE? WELL, IF YOU ASK ME…

THERE ARE ABOUT TO BE THREE!,

UNLESS YOU


WATCH YOUR STEP!

One wrong tumble is all it takes!

THIS THING’S DEADLY!

WHO’D HAVE THUNK

THIS OLD PIECE OF JUNK

MIGHT NEED, I don’t know… FUNCTIONING BRAKES?!


SO, DON’T PLAY WITH TRAPS.

IT’S NOT WORTH THE THRILL.

AND DON’T THINK IT CAN’T HAPPEN,

‘CAUSE IT CAN AND WILL,

UNLESS YOU DO WHAT I TAUGHTCHA.

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP.


WATCH YOUR STEP.


EMILE

Now you kids go home. And I don’t want to see you here again. (pulls lever out) Ever.

Goosebumps The Musical

Goosebumps

October 23, 2021
Lyrics
Brian, Brooke, Emile, Ms. Walker, Tina, Zeke

BROOKE

DO YOU SEEK OUT THE SPARK

OF DANGER IN THE DARK

WHEN SHADOWS, COLD AND STARK, ARE ALL AROUND YOU?


ZEKE

DO YOU THRIVE ON THE THRILL

OF SHRIEKS SO LOUD AND SHRILL

AS TWISTS AND TURNS AND CHILLING SCARES ASTOUND YOU?


ENSEMBLE

DO YOU CRAVE TALES OF CREATURES

THAT RECOIL FROM THE LIGHT?


ALL

THEN FOLLOW IF YOU DARE.

BUT ALL WHO DO, BEWARE!

FOR YOU MAY FIND A SCARE THAT FILLS YOUR SOUL WITH FRIGHT

AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!


EMILE

YOU FEEL A FLASH OF FEAR,


BROOKE

YOU THINK, “IS SOMEONE HERE?”


TINA

YOU TELL YOURSELF YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE ALONE.


ZEKE

BUT THEN YOU FEEL A SUDDEN JOLT,


ENSEMBLE

YOUR SKIN STARTS TO REVOLT,


BROOKE/BRIAN

YOUR FEAR BEGINS TO GROW,


ALL

AND THEN, BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW IT, YOU’VE GOT


GOOSEBUMPS!

GOOSEBUMPS!


YOU’RE COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN

GOOSEBUMPS!


ENSEMBLE

AND YET, YOU FEEL A STRANGE DELIGHT!


EMILE

SO FOLLOW IF YOU DARE.


MS. WALKER

BUT ALL WHO DO, BEWARE!


ALL

FOR YOU MAY FIND A SCARE THAT FILLS YOUR SOUL WITH FRIGHT

AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!


EMILE

WHAT’S GOT YOU CRAWLING OUT OF YOUR SKIN?


EMILE/BROOKE

IS IT KNOWING SOMETHING’S OUT THERE, AND IT’S TRYING TO GET IN?


BRIAN

WHAT’S GOT YOU LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER?


BROOKE

WHAT’S GOT YOU FROZEN IN YOUR TRACKS AND FEELING EVEN COLDER?


ZEKE

IS IT AN ANGRY GHOST OR

MAYBE JUST A HAUNTED TOASTER?


EMILE

DOES SEEING BLOOD SEND YOUR HEART RATE UP A ROLLER COASTER?


BRIAN

IS DEATH THE THING YOU FEAR? OR

MAYBE SOMETHING IN THE MIRROR?


EMILE/BROOKE

OR THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE CHASING YOU AND GETTING NEARER?


ALL

WHAT KEEPS YOU UP?


BROOKE/EMILE/ENSEMBLE

WHAT FILLS YOU WITH DREAD?


TINA

WEREWOLVES OR VAMPIRES?


BROOKE/EMILE/ENSEMBLE

SOMETHING UNDER YOUR BED?


TINA

Monsters?


ZEKE

Spiders?


BRIAN

Heights?


BROOKE/ENSEMBLE

THE DARK?


MS. WALKER

Curses?


TINA

Cats?


EMILE

THE CLOWN IN THE PARK?


ALL

OR IS IT POSSIBLE THE THING YOU FEAR MOST

IS MEETING UP WITH A GHOST?


(TINA screams)


BROOKE/ZEKE

DO YOU SURVIVE ON SCREAMS?


TINA

SEE DEADLY GNOMES IN DREAMS?


ENSEMBLE

HEAD FOR A HOUSE THAT SEEMS IT MIGHT BE HAUNTED?


BROOKE/BRIAN

DO YOU BEGIN TO BURST

WHEN CAMERAS MIGHT BE CURSED?


ZEKE

WHEN VAMPIRES START TO THIRST, ARE YOU UNDAUNTED?


EMILE

DOES A DEMON-LIKE DUMMY

MAKE YOU SCREAM IN DELIGHT?


MS. WALKER/TINA

THEN FOLLOW IF YOU DARE.


ZEKE

BUT ALL WHO DO, BEWARE!


EMILE

FOR YOU MAY FIND A SCARE THAT FILLS YOUR SOUL WITH FRIGHT


ALL

AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!


BROOKE

YOU DREAM A DREAM OF DREAD

THAT DRIVES YOU FROM YOUR BED.


ZEKE

IT’S NOTHING BUT A NIGHTMARE, THIS YOU KNOW.


TINA

BUT THEN YOUR STOMACH STARTS TO FALL,


EMILE

YOUR SKIN BEGINS TO CRAWL,


BROOKE

YOUR FEAR BEGINS TO GROW,


ALL

AND THEN BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW IT, YOU’VE GOT


GOOSEBUMPS!

GOOSEBUMPS!


YOU’RE GOING NUMB AND GROWING

GOOSEBUMPS!


EMILE

AND YET, YOU FEEL A STRANGE DELIGHT!


BROOKE

SO FOLLOW IF YOU DARE.


MS. WALKER/ZEKE

BUT ALL WHO DO, BEWARE!

ALL

FOR YOU MAY FIND A SCARE THAT FILLS YOUR SOUL WITH FRIGHT

AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!


AND GIVES YOU GOOSEBUMPS IN THE NIGHT!

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